The 10 Best Insult ever Heard..

Here are the Top 10 best insults...Just for the fun of it...

01) Your Birth Certificate is a apology from the condom factory
02) You must have been born in a highway coz that is where most  
      accidents happens
03) Shut up you will never be the man you mother is
04) It looks like you face caught on fire and someone tried to put it 
      out with a fork
05) Dumbassss
06) If you were twice as smart,you'd still be stupid
07) Do you have to leave so soon?I was just about to poison the tea
08) You must be so good at math..coz you add up the trouble, 
      subtract all the pleasure, divide the attention, multiply the 
      ignorance..
09) We all sprang from apes, but you didn't sprang far enough
10) I hear when you were a child you mother wanted somebody to 
      take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much..


Imagine what would happen if you insult some1 with one of the above insults...LoL